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Same deal as before. I thought they were funny, worth remembering, or sounded cool. Most were found on the internet.
***The parts in bold actually happened. Italicized parts are just my two cents.
"The bad thing about life is it doesn't come with its own background music." (Too true.)
"If you keep taking time to stop and smell the roses you'll eventually inhale a bee."
"Think your way in, shoot your way out."
"If we do not follow our passions, we die, if only in our hearts."
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."-William Clayton
"I don't want no damn vegetables! I'll be all healthy n' sh*t." -Keith (My dad)
"If you can read and you don't, you're dumb." --Malcolm Forbes
"Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun" (I really want to try this. I'm going to have to buy a slinky and go to the mall )
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life"
- Confucius
Setting: Security station at Butlerfield airport (I have no idea where that is).
My dad (Talking to a cop): Dude, I've carried this knife since I was eight. I haven't felt like sticking it in anyone until now."
Happened 6/7/07:
Dad: (looking in the freezer) "Hey, cool! Toaster pastries without the paster… I mean toaster."
Me: "Dad, those are waffles."
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand" - Kurt Vonnegut
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
"The digital age can megabyte me."
--Me
"Duct tape is like The Force: It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together." (I'm not a really big fan of Star Wars, but that cracks me up. )
"He is a man of honor, but not a man of virtue."
"More nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs."
"He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard."
- Unknown
"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein, but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."
- Tom Shale on Robin Williams (... That one kind of hurts because I think Robin Williams is awesome.)
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
- President Harry S Truman
"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program."
- Bob Wells
"Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."
***The parts in bold actually happened. Italicized parts are just my two cents.
"The bad thing about life is it doesn't come with its own background music." (Too true.)
"If you keep taking time to stop and smell the roses you'll eventually inhale a bee."
"Think your way in, shoot your way out."
"If we do not follow our passions, we die, if only in our hearts."
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."-William Clayton
"I don't want no damn vegetables! I'll be all healthy n' sh*t." -Keith (My dad)
"If you can read and you don't, you're dumb." --Malcolm Forbes
"Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun" (I really want to try this. I'm going to have to buy a slinky and go to the mall )
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life"
- Confucius
Setting: Security station at Butlerfield airport (I have no idea where that is).
My dad (Talking to a cop): Dude, I've carried this knife since I was eight. I haven't felt like sticking it in anyone until now."
Happened 6/7/07:
Dad: (looking in the freezer) "Hey, cool! Toaster pastries without the paster… I mean toaster."
Me: "Dad, those are waffles."
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand" - Kurt Vonnegut
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
"The digital age can megabyte me."
--Me
"Duct tape is like The Force: It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together." (I'm not a really big fan of Star Wars, but that cracks me up. )
"He is a man of honor, but not a man of virtue."
"More nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs."
"He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard."
- Unknown
"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein, but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."
- Tom Shale on Robin Williams (... That one kind of hurts because I think Robin Williams is awesome.)
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
- President Harry S Truman
"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program."
- Bob Wells
"Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."
It's been a while
I don't know if anyone who I used to talk to here even remembers me. It's been so long since I even logged in, much less uploaded anything. And when I look through my stuff now and see the work that other's have done, it makes me a little bit sad. I used to love drawing and painting and the most I do now is a few tattoo designs here and there, and even those aren't very good. But people are still going crazy whenever they see my stuff which I don't get (the people I work with aren't very bright- don't get me wrong, I love them to death. They're like family. But they're just so damn stupid).
I've been in the Army for three years now and I've
Fuuuuuck Me Runnin'!
Holy shit, everyone... I made it! I didn't die of dehydration, I didn't break anything, and I made it through the fire and flames of Missouri (AKA: The Armpit of America). I'm officially a combat Engineer in the U.S. army. Yay?
Overall I had a ton of fun, and I'm ready for the next adventure. Guess what that is? I'M BEING STATIONED IN GERMANY!!! So far, I've heard nothing but good things about being stationed in Bamburg- I hope it lives up to the reviews.
I don't know about much painting coming in in the near future, but you'll probably be seeing some photography once I get my new laptop up and running (I bought a Mac... YAY!). As of right
I'll believe it when I see it. Plus, Stup
Anyway, I've been going through a serious dry patch with my art since getting out of school, and since I've come back from Tucson, AZ I've been feeling a lot more inclined to draw and I'd like to start a painting again. Although, with me shipping off to basic training in less than a week I don't think I'll have the time, but I'm going to give it a shot.
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This has nothing to do with the subject of this Journal, but I just want to say 'Violent Pornography' by System of a Down is one funny song. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard... (Mikey, if you can find a file of the song on the web, you and Tre have got to list
Devious Journal Entry
I found this a-freakin'-mazing little survey in negativemarionette (https://www.deviantart.com/negativemarionette)'s journal while I was wandering aimlessly through the vast reaches of dA. I thought it was intriguing.
RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.
1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
November Has Come
[Okie dokie
]
2.How would you describe yourself?
The Man Who Sold the World
[Would I be this broke if I sold this roc
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Life doesn't come with backround music. That's a shame, but I suppose that's why you just have to carry your own stereo wherever you go.