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Anyway, I've been going through a serious dry patch with my art since getting out of school, and since I've come back from Tucson, AZ I've been feeling a lot more inclined to draw and I'd like to start a painting again. Although, with me shipping off to basic training in less than a week I don't think I'll have the time, but I'm going to give it a shot.
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This has nothing to do with the subject of this Journal, but I just want to say 'Violent Pornography' by System of a Down is one funny song. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard... (Mikey, if you can find a file of the song on the web, you and Tre have got to listen to it. I think you'll both get a kick out of it.)
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MY STATE IS MORE STUPIDER THAN YOUR STATE!!!
Stupid Pennsylvania Laws:
It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”.
All liquor stores must be run by the state.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public in Allentown, Pennsylvania.
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games in Bensalem, Pennsylvania.
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered in Bensalem, Pennsylvania.
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If you want to check out the stupidity of other states' laws, go here: www.dumblaws.com
Oh, and if you want to see some REEEEEEALLY stupid laws, check out West Virginia... Holy shit!
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This has nothing to do with the subject of this Journal, but I just want to say 'Violent Pornography' by System of a Down is one funny song. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard... (Mikey, if you can find a file of the song on the web, you and Tre have got to listen to it. I think you'll both get a kick out of it.)
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MY STATE IS MORE STUPIDER THAN YOUR STATE!!!
Stupid Pennsylvania Laws:
It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”.
All liquor stores must be run by the state.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public in Allentown, Pennsylvania.
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games in Bensalem, Pennsylvania.
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered in Bensalem, Pennsylvania.
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If you want to check out the stupidity of other states' laws, go here: www.dumblaws.com
Oh, and if you want to see some REEEEEEALLY stupid laws, check out West Virginia... Holy shit!
It's been a while
I don't know if anyone who I used to talk to here even remembers me. It's been so long since I even logged in, much less uploaded anything. And when I look through my stuff now and see the work that other's have done, it makes me a little bit sad. I used to love drawing and painting and the most I do now is a few tattoo designs here and there, and even those aren't very good. But people are still going crazy whenever they see my stuff which I don't get (the people I work with aren't very bright- don't get me wrong, I love them to death. They're like family. But they're just so damn stupid).
I've been in the Army for three years now and I've
Fuuuuuck Me Runnin'!
Holy shit, everyone... I made it! I didn't die of dehydration, I didn't break anything, and I made it through the fire and flames of Missouri (AKA: The Armpit of America). I'm officially a combat Engineer in the U.S. army. Yay?
Overall I had a ton of fun, and I'm ready for the next adventure. Guess what that is? I'M BEING STATIONED IN GERMANY!!! So far, I've heard nothing but good things about being stationed in Bamburg- I hope it lives up to the reviews.
I don't know about much painting coming in in the near future, but you'll probably be seeing some photography once I get my new laptop up and running (I bought a Mac... YAY!). As of right
Devious Journal Entry
I found this a-freakin'-mazing little survey in negativemarionette (https://www.deviantart.com/negativemarionette)'s journal while I was wandering aimlessly through the vast reaches of dA. I thought it was intriguing.
RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.
1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
November Has Come
[Okie dokie…]
2.How would you describe yourself?
The Man Who Sold the World
[Would I be this broke if I sold this roc
It's been crazy.
I've been pretty busy lately. A while back, I went to a temp agency to see if they could help me get a job- before that, I'd been applying everywhere and no one would hire me. Finally I got a little fed up, and just said, "Fuck it."
Anyways, I went to the temp agency (called Career Concepts if anyone's curious), filled out the application, and ended up sitting in the waiting area for a very long five minutes. After that the, guy taking care of my paperwork came out (Mike was his name), and asked, "You want a job today?"
I was a little stunned. Eventually, though, I found my voice and said I'd do it. It wasn't what I'd hoped for, but they we
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Since I live in West Virginia, does that mean my state is more stupid than yours? (I was going to bring up our law relating to bestiality...)