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"All beans are vegetables. Chocolate is made of cocoa beans. Therefore chocolate is a vegetable. Meaning that we should all eat 5 bars every day!" (Only dark chocolate though.)
"Well aren't you just a little ray of goddamn sunshine…"
"No, there's nothing to gain from giving me money… But don't let that stop you."
"Stress: Life letting you know you are alive while slowly killing you."
"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind" - Gandhi
"Life is fleeting. Try not to fuck it up."
"When in doubt, lob a second grenade."
"Say 'carp' while making a sucking noise, then tell me, what the hell would produce that sound?"
"The existence of the flamethrower is proof that, at one point, someone said, 'I really want to light those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough.'"
"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!"
"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?"
"birthdays are very good for you. Studies show that those who have the most live the longest." -$Heidi
"Homophobia is so gay."
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
"A man who uses his hands is a laborer. One who uses his hands and mind is a craftsman. He who uses his hands, and his mind, and his heart is an artist." -St. Francis
"Love is like alcohol. The more you love someone, the better looking they become."
"your life is the way you make it... deal with what you have and be thankful with what you got... you ungrateful little shit."
"Dream like you'll live forever, live like you'll die tomorrow."
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics...
Even if you win...
You're still retarded…"
"too weird to live, too rare to die."
"I'm not perfect, but at least I'm not you."
"If I wanna blitz myself into some papaya-induced hallucination, that's my business."
"I see it, and yet, I don't see it."
"Friends are Gods way of apologizing for family."
"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams
"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
"Just because people don't understand you doesn't make you an artist."
"Noodling dumbassery"
"If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks, you needed a new one anyway…"
"Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?"
"Erotic is like a little feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken."
"OH GOD I LOVE BUNNIES! *convulsions*"
"*points* OMG LOOK A PURPLE DISTRACTION!!!! *runs*"
"Well aren't you just a little ray of goddamn sunshine…"
"No, there's nothing to gain from giving me money… But don't let that stop you."
"Stress: Life letting you know you are alive while slowly killing you."
"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind" - Gandhi
"Life is fleeting. Try not to fuck it up."
"When in doubt, lob a second grenade."
"Say 'carp' while making a sucking noise, then tell me, what the hell would produce that sound?"
"The existence of the flamethrower is proof that, at one point, someone said, 'I really want to light those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough.'"
"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!"
"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?"
"birthdays are very good for you. Studies show that those who have the most live the longest." -$Heidi
"Homophobia is so gay."
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
"A man who uses his hands is a laborer. One who uses his hands and mind is a craftsman. He who uses his hands, and his mind, and his heart is an artist." -St. Francis
"Love is like alcohol. The more you love someone, the better looking they become."
"your life is the way you make it... deal with what you have and be thankful with what you got... you ungrateful little shit."
"Dream like you'll live forever, live like you'll die tomorrow."
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics...
Even if you win...
You're still retarded…"
"too weird to live, too rare to die."
"I'm not perfect, but at least I'm not you."
"If I wanna blitz myself into some papaya-induced hallucination, that's my business."
"I see it, and yet, I don't see it."
"Friends are Gods way of apologizing for family."
"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams
"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
"Just because people don't understand you doesn't make you an artist."
"Noodling dumbassery"
"If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks, you needed a new one anyway…"
"Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?"
"Erotic is like a little feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken."
"OH GOD I LOVE BUNNIES! *convulsions*"
"*points* OMG LOOK A PURPLE DISTRACTION!!!! *runs*"
It's been a while
I don't know if anyone who I used to talk to here even remembers me. It's been so long since I even logged in, much less uploaded anything. And when I look through my stuff now and see the work that other's have done, it makes me a little bit sad. I used to love drawing and painting and the most I do now is a few tattoo designs here and there, and even those aren't very good. But people are still going crazy whenever they see my stuff which I don't get (the people I work with aren't very bright- don't get me wrong, I love them to death. They're like family. But they're just so damn stupid).
I've been in the Army for three years now and I've
Fuuuuuck Me Runnin'!
Holy shit, everyone... I made it! I didn't die of dehydration, I didn't break anything, and I made it through the fire and flames of Missouri (AKA: The Armpit of America). I'm officially a combat Engineer in the U.S. army. Yay?
Overall I had a ton of fun, and I'm ready for the next adventure. Guess what that is? I'M BEING STATIONED IN GERMANY!!! So far, I've heard nothing but good things about being stationed in Bamburg- I hope it lives up to the reviews.
I don't know about much painting coming in in the near future, but you'll probably be seeing some photography once I get my new laptop up and running (I bought a Mac... YAY!). As of right
I'll believe it when I see it. Plus, Stup
Anyway, I've been going through a serious dry patch with my art since getting out of school, and since I've come back from Tucson, AZ I've been feeling a lot more inclined to draw and I'd like to start a painting again. Although, with me shipping off to basic training in less than a week I don't think I'll have the time, but I'm going to give it a shot.
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This has nothing to do with the subject of this Journal, but I just want to say 'Violent Pornography' by System of a Down is one funny song. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard... (Mikey, if you can find a file of the song on the web, you and Tre have got to list
Devious Journal Entry
I found this a-freakin'-mazing little survey in negativemarionette (https://www.deviantart.com/negativemarionette)'s journal while I was wandering aimlessly through the vast reaches of dA. I thought it was intriguing.
RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.
1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
November Has Come
[Okie dokie
]
2.How would you describe yourself?
The Man Who Sold the World
[Would I be this broke if I sold this roc
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“Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?”
^lol
And I too, tried the carp and sucking noise thing. Gosh, making me do silly things.
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?”
^lol
And I too, tried the carp and sucking noise thing. Gosh, making me do silly things.